"Hmm, what's this?"
"Let me just turn it over.
Ohh, it's a postcard from Wyoming.
There are two moose kissing on this postcard.
That's hilarious!"
"Let me see from whom this came.
Darn, where did my reading glasses go?
I guess I'll just have to peer very closely.
It's from my Auntie Meggy!"
"Hmm, it doesn't it fit in my mouth."
"Let's see if I can get it to fit this way."
"Oh, hi, didn't see you standing there.
I was just reading this postcard.
Can you believe that some people try to eat postcards?
Or so I've heard."